Me: Sure, I need to send a package.
Bob: Yes, ma'am, we can do that, at your service, hu-huh....
Please swipe your card and sign here on this line.
Wait, where is my pen? Are you kidding me? My pen is gone. (mumbled) I thought all the people in this town were multi-billionaires and they have to take off with my pen.....here, try this one, hopefully, it works.
Me: Thanks, have a good night
Bob: (mumbled) oh, I will have a good night. If I ever get my pen back..(inaudible)....
Whoever took Bob's pen, can you please give it back. He really really needs it. It makes him happy. Poor Bob.
2 comments:
I am so laughing... I can see the conversation play out. Poor Bob. And poor customers!!
Bob needs to find a new job. Or just be like a restaurant and tape a big spoon to the pen so no one steals it. Ohhh..or he should tie it to a string that is tied to his wrist...Done and done!
See! There is alway a solution :)
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